Jokes

[spybotsandra]

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.

:laugh:

[drragostea]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[spybotsandra]

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

[firemanbill]

Q:What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A:The cold shoulder.:red:

[Sandypants]

this is an old one

Q what did the chip say to the battery

A If you're everready I'm frito-lay

:D:

[williejames]

Man took his overweight Labrador dog to the veterinary to have his weight checked. The vet lifted the dog to put him on the scales then turned to the owner and said "I going to have to put him down" Alarmed, the man asked "Why, is his condition that serious?"
"Ah no" said the vet, "He's too heavy for me to hold."

[firemanbill]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"


The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season
Begins...... :angel: