Ran ESET. It couldn't clean any of these problems it found. Far more trojans and rootkits than I ever would've guessed were found.
ESETSmartInstaller@High as CAB hook log:
OnlineScanner.ocx - registred OK
# version=7
# iexplore.exe=8.00.6001.18702 (longhorn_ie8_rtm(wmbla).090308-0339)
# OnlineScanner.ocx=1.0.0.6583
# api_version=3.0.2
# EOSSerial=469bf1ce08b31140b219bec957771d1c
# end=finished
# remove_checked=false
# archives_checked=true
# unwanted_checked=true
# unsafe_checked=true
# antistealth_checked=true
# utc_time=2012-04-08 07:34:02
# local_time=2012-04-08 12:34:02 (-0800, Pacific Daylight Time)
# country="United States"
# lang=1033
# osver=5.1.2600 NT Service Pack 3
# compatibility_mode=5121 16776549 100 85 50713067 166998341 0 0
# compatibility_mode=8192 67108863 100 0 0 0 0 0
# scanned=71607
# found=58
# cleaned=0
# scan_time=3972
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\10\7bec11ca-347250de Java/Exploit.CVE-2011-3544.F trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\20\6f8bd594-2f16cd73 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\22\504e4dd6-2609dc27 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\23\36785497-64d39c7b a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.OpenConnection.AQ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\29\1b0b81d-706410db multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\31\1e1bd3df-149dff6a multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\31\70e83d9f-4fdedfcf a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\31\70e83d9f-6e8e41e7 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\33\53784821-53cc4dac a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\33\53784821-7ce38a79 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\34\26ac7ea2-7cf5cb8c multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\34\57ca5a62-241eb8a3 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\35\1ae8aca3-4bc3a7b1 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\35\625b3763-5a092eb3 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\36\70190024-41c172f6 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\36\70190024-6f6b8b99 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\38\4d809ea6-74b2dffd multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\4\9dfafc4-4becf4e7 a variant of Java/Exploit.CVE-2011-3544.C trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\40\7a0ff328-4686f149 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\40\7a0ff328-6723bc96 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\41\154d9fe9-6e9b9b72 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\41\29b4c469-408cc103 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\41\3d3fb229-2ca4a111 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\41\3d3fb229-735367ed multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\43\e5a51ab-672523c8 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\43\e5a51ab-70fb5a99 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\46\1d0f2fae-5c119f0a Java/Exploit.CVE-2011-3544.F trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\47\6fd04eaf-7927e894 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.OpenStream.NBY trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\47\be97b6f-42e62fea multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\47\be97b6f-5b359ca3 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\50\13c9a6b2-16bb673e a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\50\13c9a6b2-48b18b46 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\50\13c9a6b2-4d17341d a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\53\15e51fb5-69e93f02 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\53\28c00235-1ad67c2f multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\53\3a249fb5-46b5e7ef multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\53\6eee1e35-44476ac9 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\58\3efb53a-7340fc3b a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\63\375f92ff-3a12e901 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\63\375f92ff-41f42c33 multiple threats (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\7\139f3c7-43a6a042 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\Documents and Settings\Lee\Application Data\Sun\Java\Deployment\cache\6.0\9\64a5ca89-6ae96a14 a variant of Java/TrojanDownloader.Agent.NDJ trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0001.dta Win32/Olmarik.AWO trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0002.dta Win64/Olmarik.AD trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0003.dta Win32/Olmarik.AYH trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0004.dta Win64/Olmarik.AG trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0005.dta a variant of Win32/Rootkit.Kryptik.KS trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0006.dta Win64/Olmarik.AF trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0010.dta Win32/Olmarik.AWO trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_12.00.30\mbr0000\tdlfs0000\tsk0011.dta Win64/Olmarik.X trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0001.dta Win32/Olmarik.AWO trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0002.dta Win64/Olmarik.AD trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0003.dta Win32/Olmarik.AYH trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0004.dta Win64/Olmarik.AG trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0005.dta a variant of Win32/Rootkit.Kryptik.KS trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0006.dta Win64/Olmarik.AF trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0010.dta Win32/Olmarik.AWO trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I
C:\TDSSKiller_Quarantine\06.04.2012_18.56.46\tdlfs0000\tsk0011.dta Win64/Olmarik.X trojan (unable to clean) 00000000000000000000000000000000 I