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One of the oldest ones in the book! i used to play this with my mother when i was young and we came up with some pretty funny stuff, the rules are you copy the original text and add five words onto it, i'll start us off with
One day Mortimer was thinking
spybotsandra
2007-08-28, 14:13
that he needs a break
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining
spybotsandra
2007-08-28, 16:00
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining..... so he decides to do
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining..... so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass.
spybotsandra
2007-08-28, 16:33
lol :funny:
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green.
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became
spybotsandra
2007-08-28, 17:38
that is a funny story :laugh:
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became.... ill that he has to
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became.... ill that he has to....ask The Martians for help :alien:
md usa spybot fan
2007-08-28, 18:31
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became.... ill that he has to....ask The Martians for help, they said see the Venetians.
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became.... ill that he has to....ask The Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie
spybotsandra
2007-08-29, 10:34
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie....
that was so sweet that
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie....
that was so sweet that it was inedible,so they
maia2222
2007-09-03, 05:12
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The Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him...
maia2222
p.s. sorry I could not report the beginning :fear:
spybotsandra
2007-09-03, 11:45
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him...
... and holy shit that is...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is...eating turnips smothered in ketchup!!
spybotsandra
2007-09-17, 10:07
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure,but it doesn't
spybotsandra
2007-09-18, 09:31
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't ..... work so he became green. :alien:
Lol!...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So,the Venetians say,`Oops...
spybotsandra
2007-09-18, 11:22
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops'..... but that was our aim.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being...
spybotsandra
2007-09-19, 10:45
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being.... half a human half a.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a
...Martian,because we saw a
spybotsandra
2007-09-20, 09:28
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the...
Poor Boy
2007-10-18, 20:11
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the... green, green grass of...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy...
spybotsandra
2007-10-19, 09:30
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy...green planet where only live....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites.
spybotsandra
2007-10-19, 10:29
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites.
Mortimer becomes frightened so he......
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites.
Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the...
spybotsandra
2007-10-22, 11:32
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the... green UFO hoping that nobody.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody...will find him,and then...
spybotsandra
2007-10-23, 10:34
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then......he could go home thinking....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking ...of ways to become ungreen...
spybotsandra
2007-10-23, 11:24
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen......or realize that he's dreaming...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. ...So,he began to look...
spybotsandra
2007-10-24, 11:42
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming.So, he began to look.....around if somebody sees him...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming.So, he began to look around if somebody sees him...,and began sneaking up to...
spybotsandra
2007-10-26, 22:07
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to... the tree on the right....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right...Glancing around furtively,he began...
spybotsandra
2007-10-26, 22:45
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began...to climb up the green tree.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. ..Suddenly,the tree began growing...
spybotsandra
2007-10-28, 17:13
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing...suddenly shaking and fruits began...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing,suddenly shaking and fruits began...forming in the shape of...
spybotsandra
2007-10-29, 10:31
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began, forming in the shape of... a pink heart, falling down.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing,suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart,falling down...towards Mortimer.Suddenly,they transformed...
spybotsandra
2007-10-30, 09:56
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down...towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed...into little aliens that came......
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down...towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came...down,and landed in Mortimer's...
spybotsandra
2007-10-30, 21:30
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's...face and his skin get....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin get...turned pink,with green polka...
spybotsandra
2007-10-30, 22:18
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink,with green polka...and gets back to normal....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink,with green polka,and gets back to normal...after the aliens change him...
spybotsandra
2007-10-31, 10:17
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad...to be back to his....
spybotsandra
2007-10-31, 23:42
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his....own boring life where he......
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he...eats grass,and crunches numbers...
Wiegenlied
2007-12-31, 16:59
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he...eats grass,and crunches numbers...when ALL OF A SUDDEN...
spybotsandra
2008-01-01, 03:43
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he...eats grass,and crunches numbers...when all of sudden ......the venetians came back and......
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side.
firemanbill
2008-03-16, 23:11
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
spybotsandra
2008-03-17, 00:39
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress.......
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress....... the other ghosts but unfortunately Mortimer...
spybotsandra
2008-03-17, 12:05
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts but unfortunately Mortimer...did not learn the mambo......
firemanbill
2008-03-17, 23:11
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same...
spybotsandra
2008-03-18, 12:38
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same...and people rub their bodies....
:rotfl:
firemanbill
2008-03-18, 13:24
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of.....
:whistle:
trickx_51
2008-03-19, 21:56
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex.....
firemanbill
2008-03-20, 10:24
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex.It had the desired effect,Mortimer met...
spybotsandra
2008-03-20, 10:53
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met...a beautiful young woman who.....
firemanbill
2008-03-20, 18:38
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shon like diamonds.They called her.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her twinkled as she spoke, she also
williejames
2008-03-22, 21:00
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were...
williejames
2008-03-24, 15:34
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when
firemanbill
2008-03-24, 23:16
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was
trickx_51
2008-03-26, 08:42
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were
williejames
2008-03-26, 12:53
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her
firemanbill
2008-03-26, 23:57
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams,but she.....
williejames
2008-03-29, 16:44
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked...for a way to impress...
spybotsandra
2008-04-01, 10:00
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress...her, so he decided to.....
firemanbill
2008-04-01, 10:27
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress...her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise....
spybotsandra
2008-04-01, 10:43
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress...her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise....she kissed him so intensely....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth...the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress...her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely ...that his false teeth were.....
williejames
2008-04-01, 18:05
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were ... dislodged. Sadly ...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly,...they fell on her toes...
spybotsandra
2008-04-02, 11:03
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes... develop an own life and.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and....started biting Star's toes!Mortimer....
firemanbill
2008-04-02, 22:34
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but star...
williejames
2008-04-02, 23:54
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and...
firemanbill
2008-04-03, 00:49
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee andOne day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimers chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please….
firemanbill
2008-04-03, 00:53
Don't know what happened there!:oops:
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimers chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please….
williejames
2008-04-03, 23:37
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they...
firemanbill
2008-04-04, 10:49
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my...
williejames
2008-04-06, 12:46
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I...
firemanbill
2008-04-09, 16:05
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot,,,,
williejames
2008-04-11, 18:23
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless ....
firemanbill
2008-04-14, 15:44
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you...
williejames
2008-04-25, 10:28
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue?
spybotsandra
2008-04-26, 14:48
hmmm...what was with the rules...only adding five words? ;)
firemanbill
2008-04-26, 20:54
Sorry, got carried away!:red:
spybotsandra
2008-04-28, 14:03
*gggg* the martians may have caused that :D:
firemanbill
2008-04-28, 19:40
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I....
williejames
2008-04-28, 21:05
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!
trickx_51
2008-06-21, 11:58
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!!Silly me...almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!!Silly me...almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please.... can I get a cookie?
spybotsandra
2008-08-04, 15:47
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease....., so I don't want to vomit goo again.
williejames
2008-08-04, 20:39
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But, Mortimer denied her a cookie, ...
spybotsandra
2008-08-05, 10:38
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless..... that the whole planet become grassy...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless..... that the whole planet become grassy... the grass burned down totally,
spybotsandra
2008-08-08, 12:03
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left.....
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
truckersmom
2009-03-07, 08:30
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
nOInfectIOn
2009-03-16, 19:46
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay!
[Sorry, once again - conform with rules]
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his
drragostea
2009-05-22, 01:28
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass. Those blasted buggies just kept coming...
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass. Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says:...
drragostea
2009-11-15, 04:58
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass. Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says, "Hey, Toby, how's the weather?"
Lizzie: I'm not Toby.
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass. Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says, "Hey, Toby, how's the weather?"
Lizzie: I'm not Toby. Who's Toby? When she said that, suddenly...
drragostea
2009-11-18, 04:27
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex. It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds.They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost,the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer. He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged. Sadly, they fell on her toes,develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashers, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft,bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue. But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!! Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie? I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again. But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...
only the holes wanted to stay! So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass. Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says, "Hey, Toby, how's the weather?"
Lizzie: I'm not Toby. Who's Toby? When she said that, suddenly... a big meteor crashed down on Lizzie. Lizzie wakes up, flat as a pancake.
Miranda: Oh no. Well, anyone in a mood for pancakes?
MichaelT
2012-10-18, 13:40
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favourite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green.
But he did, and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians.
But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hoisted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!!
So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.
So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites.
Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming.
So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right.
Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer.
Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him.
So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the Venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side.
Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue. So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex.
It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds. They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost, the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer.
He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged.
Sadly, they fell on her toes, develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashes, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft, bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue.
But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!!
Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie?
I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again.
But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...only the holes wanted to stay!
So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass.
Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says, "Hey, Toby, how's the weather?"
Lizzie: I'm not Toby. Who's Toby?
When she said that, suddenly... a big meteor crashed down on Lizzie.
Lizzie wakes up, flat as a pancake.
Miranda: Oh no. Well, anyone in a mood for pancakes?
Lizzie: Wistfully looks at Mirinda's pancake,,,"I'm into that!"
One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favourite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green.
But he did, and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians.
But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hoisted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!!
So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.
So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites.
Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming.
So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right.
Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer.
Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him.
So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the Venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side.
Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue. So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of attracting the opposite sex.
It had the desired effect, Mortimer met a beautiful young woman who's eyes shone like diamonds. They called her "Star" because her eyes twinkled as she spoke, she also had, on her left leg, a large tattoo a picture and words which were a stark reminder of times when she was lost, the picture was of the sacred tree from the place of her birth, the words were an ancient poem from Balooga Firizi, the land of her dreams, but she was ignoring Mortimer.
He looked for a way to impress her, so he decided to quote the poem, and to his surprise she kissed him so intensely that his false teeth were dislodged.
Sadly, they fell on her toes, develop an own life and started biting Star's toes! Mortimer was mortified. He reached down to grab the snapping gnashes, but Star, in a sudden reflex act, drew up her knee and pushed it against Mortimer's chest stopping him and in a soft, bewitching voice said ‘Please save me from the Martians, they want to take away my knowledge of the Merengue.
But I am Terpsichore and I cannot relinquish any of my dancing unless it can be replaced by poetry, will you help me find a word that rhymes with Merengue'? I don't need to I know, but I think it is... dang!!
Silly me, almost all Martian words rhyme with Merengue, but please, can I get a cookie?
I have a chocolate disease, so I don't want to vomit goo again.
But Mortimer denied her a cookie, and she got totally powerless, that the whole planet become grassy. The grass burned down totally, and the only thing left..... is a piece of swiss cheese.
Then all of a sudden the cheese moved...only the holes wanted to stay!
So he quickly grabbed his glob glob blaster and blasted incoming malware that was creeping out from the grass.
Those blasted buggies just kept coming... until Miranda comes and talks with Lizzie shocked by Matt's inventions. She says, "Hey, Toby, how's the weather?"
Lizzie: I'm not Toby. Who's Toby?
When she said that, suddenly... a big meteor crashed down on Lizzie.
Lizzie wakes up, flat as a pancake.
Miranda: Oh no. Well, anyone in a mood for pancakes?
Lizzie: Wistfully looks at Mirinda's pancake,,,"I'm into that!"
Mortimer grabbed the syrup and forks and he and Miranda feasted on Lizzie.