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Post your Christmas jokes here.
The worse the better:)
to start us off
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite
*a joke a day, keeps hope away*
(hmm that doesn't really make much sense)
anyway:
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
:laugh:Answer: Claustrophobic!
spybotsandra
2007-12-19, 11:18
i have nearly the same from patrick as daily task *g*
Smiling once a day keeps the doctor away.
*bigsmile*
The old version:
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.”
The New version:
"registry hacks and optimisation tweaks may break my computer but spyware will never infect me"
(Becasue I have sypbot S&D!)
:)
ndmmxiaomayi
2007-12-19, 13:04
"registry hacks and optimisation tweaks may break my computer but spyware will never infect me"
When you break it, you don't expect it to work. Thus, spyware stands no chance at infecting you. :D:
*A joke a day, keeps the spyware away*
or
*A scan a day keeps the spyware away*
"I told the wife i was going to get her diamonds for Christmas she said nothing would please her more,so I'm getting her nothing instead" :laugh:
Q - What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A - Silent night :laugh:
Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas
Q: If Santa doesn't have to age, then why has he become old?
A: He only appears to be old. He's an undercover kid.
Q: How can a sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A: If you were being pulled by eight flying reindeer, wouldn't you fly too?
Q: Why do we wish people a "Merry Christmas" instead of a "Happy Christmas"?
A: The two are about the same, but with "Merry Christmas" an extra twinkle is
seen in the eyes.
Q: Why is a Christmas tree that has been chopped down called a "live
Christmas tree?"
A: It's dead but doesn't know it, and yet it's having the time of its life.
Q: Why do we wrap our Christmas gifts with paper?
A: Because we like to see surprise and joy (real or kindly faked) in the
recipients.
Q: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
A: Nowadays, only four angels can dance there. Formerly there was no limit,
but OSHA passed the Angel Safety Law recently, which also requires that the
pin must be inspected twice each year for structural defects.
Q: How many gifts can Santa Claus's bag hold?
A: One less than infinity. Why one less? Because there's a limit to everything.
Q: How could a star that is high in the sky lead the Wise Men to a tiny manger
on the ground?
A: Wisely, toward the end of their journey they asked directions from someone
on the road. Had they not been so wise, they might have missed the manger by
several hundred miles. (That person on the road has never been identified.)
Q: Is there really a Mrs. Santa Claus?
A: The best way to know for sure is to ask Santa Claus next time you see him.
Q: Why do we hear so many bells at Christmas time?
A: Because so many people ring them.
Q: Why do so many people ring bells at Christmas time?
A: For the poor, for the joy, and because a bell can say what words can't say.
Q: What can't words say?
A: The moment you wake up on Christmas morning, listen carefully. You may
hear then what words can't say.
-from http://people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16/Jokes-christmas.html
Merry Christmas :)