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sexy Quarterback
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49er Joe Montana
Joe Cool.....
Joe Namath
Broadway Joe
Performer
Comedienne...
Rodney Dangerfield
He was a legend. :)
No Respect...
Let me tell ya about my wife!
hehe.
I liked his Epitaph: There goes the neighborhood
I thought his eyes kinda bugged out
They did, didn't they? Maybe he was just surprised a lot.
I think he did it on purpose
Probably, 'cause it made people want to laugh even before he told a joke.
Motive...
investigate
Ha! It's really funny you posted that, we have some investigating going on a couple doors down. We stopped to let two police cars go by on our way home, and to our surprise by the time we got home they were parked on our road a couple doors down from us, out on foot with flashlights peering into yards looking for something. This is a quiet neighborhood so that's really unusual. That two second walk from the driveway to inside felt like a rather nervous 10 minutes with visions of some sort of 2018 version of Jack the Ripper dancing through my head. I think it being so late at night made it worse. :laugh: :eek:
Search....
Next door neighbor had company move in for a short time.
One day Police knocked on our door and asked if I knew one of the people over there (showed a photograph) and what time might they be home.
It was the visitor and had only really seen him from a distance. I asked if I should be concerned, and they said NO
(does that reply seem standard and unconcerned)
Days later I see him being handcuffed in the front yard, I ask about his offense and they said rape 2 counts from a different state.
I WAS SO MAD, back to my question and their original answer should had been, Keep your doors and windows locked!
Rescue
I don't blame you for being mad, that is horrible. They definitely should have given you a heads up.
Ground SAR....
Neighborhood Watch
crime prevention (pick one) :cowboy:
anybody ever have one of these
nosy neighbor
Yes, when I was growing up our next door neighbor used to brazenly sit in her window and watch us. She didn't even try to hide behind a curtain, just sat there watching in full view, bold as brass. I don't know why my parents never pulled the curtains. The most baffling was one night I couldn't sleep and my mom couldn't so she made blueberry muffins at 2 in the morning. The next door neighbour mentioned she saw we made blueberry muffins a few days later. That raised a couple questions for me.
a. The neighbor always looked out of an upper story window at us, and we were downstairs in the kitchen. How the heck could she tell they were blueberry muffins?
b. It was 2 a.m. How in heavens name did she know to get up and look into our window at 2 a.m.?????
c. Why would anybody watch someone make muffins? Wouldn't cable be much more exciting? :laugh:
Stephanie Crawford...
Dang, maybe she could smell the muffins? or, she could see what was going in the mix and saw the blueberries?
goodness, I would had dropped my pants and gave her a good mooning! I know my older brother would have.
Should had asked her why she was up or why she always watching your family. You guys had more then the typical nosy neighbor.
Invasive
lol! It never occurred to me to moon her, I should have, though. :laugh:
....Species
Sometimes you need to do some weeding
My husband thought I ought to save the weeds I was picking out beside the driveway and throwing in the composter awhile back, because he said they looked just like the stuff in the wild salad greens I bought from the grocery store. Guess he didn't think it looked too appetizing. :laugh:
Gardening...
Cultivation
Got to say that some of the salad mixes used to day do look like it came off the forest floor.
refinement
lol, some of them do, don't they? Makes me feel like I'm eating somebodies lawn clippings, sometimes. :laugh:
Finesse...
refinement
Race Horse...
Secretariat
Big Red...
Triple Crown
Justify
Explain