commute....
hmmm,I marked the oxiclean as Return to Sender....maybe that's why drragostea hasn't answered yet. :devil:
:D:
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commute....
hmmm,I marked the oxiclean as Return to Sender....maybe that's why drragostea hasn't answered yet. :devil:
:D:
Passenger.
Zenobia, it sure wasn't me. My stocks are still being shipped. :D: Maybe...
Tom, a mile walk isn't far :laugh:. Hm... But it'll take some time. Lots of it. 15 minutes? Yeah, it takes around 15 minutes. I made an estimate on Google Maps. You see my OxyClean has no label. It looks some generic brand liquid sprayer with sharpie marked "Oxyclean". Homemade. Deceiving yes.
If you watch Family Guy, there was this episode where Peter Griffin was poking the eyes of the cursed Indian skull and his house immediately warped and disappeared. I use the same technology. Dark Matter. Simple explosion.
And that was a good one Zenobia. My house... er had maintenance. :red:
car.....
lolz! :laugh::laugh:
Oil.
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Zenobia takes a walk in the park, and then SLIP!
:alien:
Hey Zenobia, I heard that my custom products were shipped already. I had it tracked.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter Griffin
Uh-oh. :spider:
Ouch.....slipped on a banana peel in the park.
slick.......
Oh,look,there's a destructo-saur ringing your doorbell......holding a gallon jug of oxiclean in it's mouth. muha:
Drift.
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Er... -takes a plane ride to London-.
race....
Have a good plane ride to London....check your luggage,might be a complimentary jug of Oxiclean in it. :D:
Centripetal Force.
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Nah, the plane ride has good cake and food. But no OxyClean... besides if I did have one snuck in without me knowing, it's the real thing. :D:
roller coaster
lolz,I just want to know how you found an airliner that serves good food. :D:
Fright.
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Er, I'm not so fond of roller coasters. You gotta ride them when you're young.
So far I haven't found one airline that gives out "good", edible food unless you go higher and advance to First Class... a couple of thousand bucks isn't worth the flight.
Night....
Me,either,I got scared on the Scooby Doo roller coaster before.
Sad,but true. :D:
p.s.You are still young.
***Zenobia shuffles away,feeling ancient.*** :spider:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Your cane too -hands you cane-. :friend:.
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Van Gogh.
lmao! :laugh:
Thank you,whippersnapper. :D:
painting....
Just got back from holiday (which started 8 days ago) with terrifying toothache and goverment's +1% taxes and +6% of dad's salary to critical rebalance tax (which started yesterday).
pigment...
Ouch,a toothache isn't the best way to end a holiday. :sad:
colour....
Even beginning of holiday was painful to me. Only the middle of holiday was okay. I'm going to the dentist's to get rid of that tooth today!
green.
Good luck at the dentist. :)
Frog....
Went to the dentist's. Tooth hasn't been removed, it was only brushed. It should be okay for now.
Frogger.
That's good. :)
Atari.....
Sega....
Bots.
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You know, if you throw in some OxyClean in your mouth, you'll be fine in no time. Or even better, knock yourself out with a hammer.
GoogleBot.
OxiClean in mouth? That's no go. With a hammer? But which size? Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large?
Pipeline.
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You take the largest size of course. Extra Large, with a zap of lightning should knock you out.
Too late. Since yesterday I have toothache again. I'll have to go on X-Ray now.
Telestream.
Codec.
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Don't worry tell the doctor to knock you out cold. With some hammer. Or sorts.
K-Lite.
It didn't. Only i need to take 1 pill (which smells and taste is gross) every 12h (8/16 pills taken). 49 out of 50 x-rays left. At least no toothache.
Watermelon.
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Erg, forget it. Hide in a hole and take all those pills at once.
Fruits.
That's nuts!
Those pills would kill me if I take them all at once!
Crepes. I'm missing that little accent/arrow on the first 'e'.
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You know I'm just kidding Tom. Brighten up.
Dough.
I know, but I'm taking some jokes seriously. Only my own brain saves me to avoid that. And btw, has someone's iPhone exploded or broke while talking or else? 2 people had this problem yesterday.
http://timesbusiness.typepad.com/pho...ne_smashed.jpg
iPhone probably had a leak, overcharged, or hacked and overclocked.
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Simpsons.
Homer..
Pina Colada.
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Zenobia got lost on her way home.
Gondola
Sunset.
twilight
Vampire.
Did anyone watched "Twilight" movie? I didn't.
Lestat de Lioncourt.
Rice...
International Standards Organization.
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Rice>grainy>ISO.