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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he...eats grass,and crunches numbers...when all of sudden ......the venetians came back and......

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side.
    done it again.....my foulups are silent do you believe me ? I didn't think so!

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress.......

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress....... the other ghosts but unfortunately Mortimer...
    done it again.....my foulups are silent do you believe me ? I didn't think so!

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts but unfortunately Mortimer...did not learn the mambo......

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same...

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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same...and people rub their bodies....


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    One day Mortimer was thinking that he needs a break and the sun is shining, so he decides to do his favorite thing; eat grass; hopefully he don't become green. But he did and became ill that he has to ask the Martians for help, they said see the Venetians. But they just threw pie that was so sweet that it was inedible, so the Venetians looked at him, hosted him and all teleport in their vassal, including Mortimer, saying they have a cure for him.. and holy shit that is eating turnips smothered in ketchup!! So he decides to do the cure, but it doesn't work so he became green.So, the Venetians say,'Oops,but that was our aim,we thought you'd prefer being half a human half a Martian, because we saw a hero in you that can save the universe from the green, green grass of grasstopia,the most evil,grassy green planet where only live grass monsters and giant termites. Mortimer becomes frightened so he runs and hides behind the green UFO hoping that nobody will find him, and then he could go home thinking of ways to become ungreen or realize that he's dreaming. So, he began to look around if somebody sees him and began sneaking up to the tree on the right. Glancing around furtively, he began to climb up the green tree. Suddenly, the tree began growing, suddenly shaking and fruits began forming in the shape of a pink heart, falling down towards Mortimer. Suddenly, they transformed into little aliens that came down, and landed in Mortimer's face and his skin turned pink, with green polka, and gets back to normal after the aliens change him. So he is really glad to be back to his own boring life where he eats grass,and crunches numbers,when all of sudden the venetians came back and...transformed Mortimer into a ghost...where he had the chance to visit Patrick Swayze on the set of Ghost, and give him a few pointers about the other side. Grateful, Patrick taught him the Merengue.
    So he could hopefully impress the other ghosts, but unfortunately Mortimer did not learn the mambo because every move looked the same and people rub their bodies with goose fat for the sole purpose of.....
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