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    Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A: With a blue-elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
    A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
    a blue-elephant gun.


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    Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
    A: Open other end.

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    Q:What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
    A:The cold shoulder.
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    this is an old one

    Q what did the chip say to the battery

    A If you're everready I'm frito-lay


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    Man took his overweight Labrador dog to the veterinary to have his weight checked. The vet lifted the dog to put him on the scales then turned to the owner and said "I going to have to put him down" Alarmed, the man asked "Why, is his condition that serious?"
    "Ah no" said the vet, "He's too heavy for me to hold."

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