Well there are 'Digital Engineers' and then there are 'Dinosaurs' but I doubt if he could have afforded to offer the chance of winning a free toaster let alone a 1 Penny Chew!
I will let you know what happens with the Linux 'saga' after I get back to the UK but it might be a few days as I have a number of other issues to take care of first.
Thanks also for the links.