Jokes

[jseymour3000]

Etch-a-Sketch Tech Support Troubleshooting Guidelines:
Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has a distorted display.
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: How do I turn my Etch-a-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: What's the shortcut for UNDO?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: How do I create a new document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: How do I EXIT?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.


Q: How do I save my Etch-a-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it!

[jseymour3000]

Computer Definitions

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Upgrade: take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

[TR098]

Q:what did the cow say to the other cow
A:moove over

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?
A:to get away from kfc xD

knock knock
whos there
ear
ear who?
i cant ear you!

Q:what kind of flu did the kung-fu guy get?
A:kung-flu

Q:where did the ghost sell his stuff?
A:on eeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbaaaaaayyyyy

Q:why couldnt the cannibal sell his house?
A:it cost an arm and a leg

Q:what happen when godzilla destroyed the grocery store?
A:sales went through the roof!

Q:do mummies make good skateboarders?
A:yeah they really shred

Q:did you hear about godzillas new job?
A:hes a roar-to-roar sales men!

Q:how do witchies send packages?
A:by fed hex

more jokes to come

[dumboldboy]

I got a baby turtle, and named him Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub, to see if he would swim.
He drank up all the water, and ate up all the soap.
So now my turtle's sick in bed with bubbles in his throat.

See. I really am a dumb old boy....

[wdavid180]

A firework and a car battery were arrested by the police. The firework was let off, the battery was charged.

[Ehennigan]

How many actors does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

100

One to screw it in and 99 to say "I could have done that better!"

[my.computer]

on my birthday my wife mentioned i was getting old. I explained to her that men were like fine wines, we get better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

based on a true story

[Bithpq]

Q: what do you get when you put money in the fridge?

answer in white text below (highlight to see answer)

A: Cold hard cash

[rcb56]

a blind man walked into a bar with his seeing eye dog. once near the bar he picked his dog up and began to swing him around in a circle overhead holding his tail. bartender asked can i get ya something? man replied naaa...i'm just lookin around!

[jammartinez760]

LOL it is really funny about elephant