LOL
I've got a funny to share
A friend from school dated a guy, long time, just knew he was the one and they both would comment on his full head of hair, was actually very pretty for a guy.
You know, others commented on it too then years after marriage and children it kinda started receding, then more and more, see where I'm going here?.
Well, one day he made the comment that 'she' had changed and had gained quite a bit of weight and man, that was a mistake
She told him (I'm cleaning up the language here) when they married he had more then 3 hairs on his head!